Thursday, February 17, 2005
You Smell Great
I give you a hypothetical conversation based on a new product soon to hit the market:
Person 1: What are you wearing? It smells great.
Person 2: Cumming.
Person 1: Come again?
Person 2: Cumming!
Person 1: Really? How much is it?
Person 2: $69
Apparently there will also be a candle (Cumming in the Air) and a lotion (Cumming All Over). No word yet on whether there will be a line of facial tissue. You can't make this stuff up.
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