I'm just wondering if your Mother reads your blog. As I read it on a fairly regular basis...(I am your sister for fuck's sake--it's in my contract) I have come to realize that I'm not the only one her children with a full grasp of the english language who's not afraid to publicly use it in it's entirety.
I sometimes ponder how I got such a mouth of a sailor and a have credited it to early influence of my husband, author of "You Ignorant Slut."
So what's your excuse?

Must be genetic :P

Though actually... "America - Fuck Yeah" is a song from the movie.... not that I've ever been afraid to fucking swear whenever I damn well fucking please. Though it has gotten me in trouble once or twice.

I remember going to Disneyland with Karen (another of my three sisters), and her two kids a few years ago. We were running into traffic on the Pasadena Freeway and I remember this distinctly:

Me: Crap.
Karen: Nick!
Me: Oh Shit.
Karen: Niiccckkk!
Me: Fuck... why do I keep doing that?

Of course I also remember Shannon telling me when I was much younger (read 7 or 8 years old) that it was ok to swear - as long as it was in a complete sentence. So you can blame him.