Great Sex and No Sex 

A COUPLE who parked for a bit of passion on wheels got the surprise of their lives after their raucous rocking sent their car over a cliff in the west of Argentina, police said.

There were no serious injuries, police said, but almost certainly some bruised egos as the 35-year-old man and 31-year-old woman plunged more than 300 meters into a ravine in Lujan de Cuyo, in the wine-making province of Mendoza.

Oddly enough, authorities said the couple did not notice when the car took off without a driver.

The man was able to walk out of the vehicle but firemen had to pry his out his stunned companion.

Too much swearing can make men impotent and women develop male characteristics including facial hair and extra muscles.
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Cheuring said: "We then looked at heavy swearers and others who never used bad language, and found whenever men use these words in their daily life, this immediately leads to sexual dysfunctions, i.e. impotence. If a woman uses these words in her daily speech, she slowly begins transforming into a man, getting more hair and muscles."

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