eBay Has Everything! 

I did a Google search on Penelope Cruz today. I've been making jokes referencing the word "cruise", and putting them in my MSN Messenger contact info for the last week or so. People who work with me would understand why. Anyway, when I did the search for Penelope Cruz, I saw this. Please pay particular attention to the list of sponsored Google ads on the right side:



Damn... so I can bid on her? Are we talking just a date, or some sort of long term contract for certain services?