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Sunday, October 16, 2005

My Imaginary Conversation with Hall of Fame Linebacker Derrick Thomas 

Derrick: Wow, it sure took the Chiefs long enough to find a replacement for me.

Me: Yeah... how about Jared Allen? Two fumble recoveries, three sacks, and some great tackles. He really got in the quarterback's face a lot too.

Derrick: Was still a nail biter though. I was worried that this would be a repeat of that Seahawks game.

Me: I know. The defense really turned it on, but where was the offense? They did alright... but not what they're capable of.

Derrick: Don't look at me. I played defense remember? Go talk to Hank if you want to talk offense.

Me: Well, the defense had some big plays, but they also allowed some really big plays by Washington too. Santana Moss had way too big of a game.

Derrick: As long as you get another one in the W column, that's all that counts.

Me: You know Derrick, you should've been wearing your seat belt.

Derrick: Watch it, I'm not above haunting people Nick.

Me: *Blank Stare*

Derrick: That's what I thought.


Morbid, yet funny.

  Posted at October 17, 2005 8:34 PM by Blogger Jib  
I love Derrick Thomas, but he's not in the hall of fame. Read my take on him at
under december 1. Keep up the good work.

  Posted at December 04, 2005 12:12 PM by Blogger Prough91  
Well... if you want to be technical he is in the Chiefs Hall of Fame, and he's also a Semifinalist to be in the NFL Hall of Fame in Canton this year.

  Posted at December 04, 2005 12:26 PM by Blogger Nick  
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