Grow The Fuck Up! 

I'm so tired of politically correct bullshit... I just can't stand it any more. I'm sick of people wanting everything under the sun because they're "offended" by something*. What's worse, you insist on not only trying to squeeze money from people because of it, you threaten people's lives because of it. You are all childish, greedy, immature, insecure little shits. I'd say your mothers ought to take every single one of you over your knee, but I don't think that would do it. I think its high time your fathers took you out behind the shed with his switch and beat the fucking crap out of you.

You have no right to not be offended. You know what's even better? I have every right to offend your dignity, religion, culture, language, or anything else I feel like. You have every right to try to offend me back... but good luck trying. Why? Because I could frankly give a flying fuck what you think. Try it some time, it's awfully liberating.

Thus ends today's rant.