Are There Nuts in These Brownies? 

Nope... no nuts... well... not technically anyway:

A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

That makes sense. The other kids put something salty in his sandwich, so he put something salty on their brownies. He probably has a Betty Crocker fetish or something. But honestly... 3 counts of disturbing the peace? Although I find my peace quite disturbed by this story, somehow this seems inadequate. Hattip to Boots & Sabers.