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But there are two columns...

Seeing as how I have an Engineering Degree, I guess that lands me solidly in Column B. But then again, anyone who has listened to my grandmother (maternal), my mother, my sisters, or myself for any length of time knows that we're all very good at telling stories. So that sort of makes me somewhat Column A too. Of course, the funny thing is that while we're all good story tellers in my family, we generally can't stand it when we try to tell stories to each other. Even the simplest "you won't believe what just happened to me" story can turn into a long drawn out tale with suspense, heroes, villains, running villagers, and even motifs. Sometimes we just have to say to each other - Will you get to the point already?

Speaking of which... what was my point? Oh yeah - read about the two types of occupations and what conclusions you might be able to draw about their political beliefs. It's an interesting idea, but way too generalized. I'm not sure if I really buy it. Thanks to Instapundit for the link.