What's the Point? 

It's always nice to get a laugh in the morning. I had pulled into the parking lot this morning at the local Starbucks for a much needed jolt of caffeine. As I got out of my car I saw a prominent sticker on the window of the car next to me saying that the car was secured by some ultra high tech car alarm that would surely kill you if you even looked at the car funny.

The car was empty. The keys were in the ignition. It was still running and the driver was inside getting coffee.