The Screaming Toilet 

What is it with weird noises in work bathrooms? I started at a new client site yesterday, and had to go to the bathroom. I finish up with my business, zip up, and back away from the urinal which happens to have one of those automatic flushing mechanisms. All of a sudden I hear this quiet muffled scream, followed by the flush. What in the world was that? So I walk forward and then step back and I hear that same muffled scream. As it turns out that is just "the noise" that this particular automatic flusher makes before the water flows. It sounds like there is a little midget behind the wall screaming in terror.