Deliciously Pink? 

One of my coworkers who must still live in the 80's loves to drink Tab. Until I overheard him talking about, I actually didn't even know they still sold Tab. Well... now Tab is offering a new energy drink geared specifically for women, called Tab Energy. What does Tab Energy taste like you ask? According to their FAQ... "Tab Energy has a pink, delicious taste. Beyond that we'll let consumers describe it for themselves."

Is it just me, or is this the most sexual sounding soda you've ever heard of? My mind hasn't left the gutter since I first read that.