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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

When You Gotta Go... You Gotta Go 

Granted I've never been married, so I've never had to deal with sort of situation. But if you watch enough stand up comedy, you find out that one of the typical living together issues that seems funny to people (and I really don't understand why) is keeping toilet paper on the roll. As I understand it, the bane of a man's life is when the wife bitches at him for forgetting to change the roll. Well guys... next time you complain because the wife is on your case again because of the toilet paper... cheer up. You could live in this house:

A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.
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Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.

Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

He must have really had to go. Via Silflay Hraka.

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