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Thursday, January 26, 2006

A Brief Conversation With My Toilet Bowl 

Toilet Bowl: You know, a lot of women complain that guys can't seem to hit the mark when they pee.
Me: I think I do a pretty job.
Toilet Bowl: Yes you do. But Nick, you'd think that since you aim so well doing that, you could at least hit the mark throwing up.
Me: Look, projectile vomiting isn't as easy as it looks.
Toilet Bowl: I'm just saying, try a little harder next time.
Me: Listen... you better lighten up there bowl. Its coming out both ends you know. You're in for a long day.
Toilet Bowl: What did I ever do to you?

Comments:

Projectile vomiting just takes practice; LOTS of practice (trust me :-)

  Posted at January 26, 2006 11:23 AM by Blogger steveegg  
My dad has had to replace the metal vent in the bathroom at least 3 time because my brothers always miss. If you sprinkle your pp please wipe the seaty LOL

  Posted at January 26, 2006 7:21 PM by Blogger Lisa  
Well if it requires vents to be replaced, then they're waaayyyy off... and not even hitting the damn seat. I mean honestly... you need to have some pride in your work. At least hit the seat.

The only exception are those weird times when the pee shoots out in opposite directions at the same time. Then you've got a tough choice... either have none of the streams hit the bowl... or choose one and have the other one hit God knows what.

How did we get on this topic again?

  Posted at January 26, 2006 8:15 PM by Blogger Nick  
This is a really disgusting thread.
Really.

  Posted at January 26, 2006 8:44 PM by Blogger Jenna  
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