My Midlife Crisis Car? 

Not that I'm anywhere near a midlife crisis...

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!



You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.

The sad thing about the people who typically get these cars, is that they hardly ever use them to their fullest. In fact, I usually see them being driven 5 below the speed limit. It always makes me sad to see one of those being driven that way. They're meant to be driven hard, and used for what they were designed for. I call them "Midlife Crisis Cars", or sometimes "Impotence Mobiles".

H/T to Ann Althouse, who is a Porsche 911.

Update: Oooops... I forgot to include a link to the quiz.