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Friday, December 16, 2005
Having lost yet another weblog award... I might want to consider working through my pain with some form of therapy. Thankfully, I can be assured that no matter what type of therapy I may choose, the State of Wisconsin is protecting me by licensing anyone who even calls themselves any type of therapist.
If I go to a strip club to cheer myself up... does that mean that the stripper needs an Art Therapy license before performing? Wait... did I just say that? Never mind.
Hmmm... will this mean that anyone performing lap dances will need this license too? Wait... why is my mind stuck in the gutter today?
Divorce Certificate: The only reason I bring this up is because its listed in the category of Health/Medicine. I suppose a lot people who want a divorce would say that it can be therapeutic, so maybe its appropriate.
Massage Therapist or Bodyworker:
Would you like that with, or without, the happy ending?
*blink* We need separate licensing for all of this huh? Aren't music and dance all considered art forms? Couldn't we just roll them all together into one and be done with it? Well... that is if they really need to be licensed at all.
I feel so much more protected now.
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