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Thursday, March 03, 2005
Shit StinksThe Wisconsin Dept. of Agriculture is considering a new rule that would establish standards for how smelly a farm can be. No... I'm not kidding (emphasis mine):
You moved next to a big farm with a herd full of cows and you didn't expect a smell? You are from Wisconsin aren't you? That's like moving right next to the airport and not expecting some noise from the jumbo jets flying over! Oh wait... people complain about that too. This sort of thing drives me absolutely insane. How arrogant can you be? How's this for an idea? Don't build your fucking McMansion next to a farm! Or how about driving around with your windows open where you're going to live before building. Smell that? Yeah - thats called fertilizer (basically processed shit). If you don't like that smell, then live in the city like the rest of us who don't like the smell do. Oh but I can hear it now. "But the land is so much less expensive out here in the country. That way I can build a bigger house for my wife and my one child. You know, we need 15 rooms and a 4 car garage to support our lifestyle." You know why that land is so cheap? Because it's next to a fucking farm you morons! Wow. I really got pissed at the end there. Huh. Who knew.
Hey, and the New England equivalent is the upwardly mobile moving to the charming little towns with the white clapboard churches, not realizing that the bells ring on the hour or whatever. This noise aggravates them, so they petition the zoning boards to get the churches to stop ringing their bells.
These people who are so odorously sensitive and outraged over the smell of cow manure should drive by a pig farm. It's enough to gag a maggot, but hey! they're mak'n bacon for my breakfast.
Very true Sandi. The one barn I always refuse to go into at the State Fair is the pig barn. That smell... oh God... just thinking about it makes me a little nautious. I can handle all the other animal displays just fine... but never the pigs.
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