It's Supposed to Blow Up 

There was a bomb scare in a post office in Germay yesterday... due to a... you guessed it... blow up doll:

An inflatable sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday.

"Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb."

Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside the life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.

When reached for comment, an Alabama legislator said "It's terrorist activities like these that we were trying to curtail when we recently passed our law. Hopefully more states will take notice of the danger of these devices now."

On a slightly different note, Bebere thinks I've started a new movement. Believe me when I say that I never intended to start that as a movement. It really just came to me.