Now That's What I Call Relaxed 

Allow me to paint a picture for you.

You're in the bathroom, standing at a the urinal doing your thing. Suddenly you hear something behind you. Could it be? No. Is it?

ZZZzzz... ZZZZZZZZzzzzz...

You finish up... and then zip up... when you hear from the same stall:

ZZZZzzzz... *cough*... What? Hmmmpph.

Then you hear the turning of the newspaper page.

And people get paid for this.