A Bachelor and His Wallet Discuss The Current Monetary Climate And Inflationary Economics 

Bachelor: Wow, I sure do have a lot of singles here.
Wallet: So, another trip to the strip joint then?
Bachelor: It's called a gentleman's club.
Wallet: Yeah... right.
Bachelor: You'd think as the relative prices of common goods continues to rise, that the $5 bill would be the more common currency at a strip club these days.
Wallet: Of course, then you'd have to decide what to do with all those singles that keep making me look fat right before the summer bikini season.
Bachelor: Well, a single and a quarter stuffed in the slot always buys me something.
Wallet:
Bachelor: What? I'm talking about the soda machine at work. What slot did you think I meant?
Wallet: Never mind dude.