Vote Democrat... They'll Give You Cheap Porn! 

The Democrats are finally deciding that being the "Party of No" isn't working. So instead... they're going to be the party of parents who spoil kids rotten. Of course, they think that they're the parents and we're the kids:

To protect workers who want to join unions, Pelosi said Democrats are "fighting" to pass the Employee Free Choice Act, sponsored by Rep. George Miller (D-Calif.) in the House and Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) in the Senate. "The bill will guarantee that when a majority of workers in a company want a union, they will get a union," Pelosi said.
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Democrats also support an increase in the minimum wage. Pelosi, describing the income of corporate American CEOs as "immoral," used Wal-Mart to make her point
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America lags behind other countries that have universal broadband deployment, Pelosi said; but the Democrats' agenda "guarantees" that every American will have affordable access to broadband within five years.
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Democrats support "energy independence" within ten years; health care for all American within five years; and "dignified retirement" (no privatization of Social Security) through an "AmeriSave" plan.

Vote Democrat... and all Americans will be guaranteed the right to live like the French in five years... have their high unemployment, immigrant rioting, and crappy health care. Yeah... great plan. But hey... you'll have government subsidised broadband to go watch porn.

Since when do the kids have to pay the parents to give us back our allowance?