An Innocent Conversation - Honest! 

Had a funny IM conversation with Be a few nights ago. This isn't an exact transcript... its just my recollection...

Me: Well, I'm outa here for a while.
Be: So where are you off to?
Me: I'm going over to REI to get some new nuts.
Be: New nuts?
Me: Yeah... a couple new nuts and a new beaner too.
Be: ...
Me: Nuts... used for rock climbing... that you stick in a crack... of a rock... and a carabiner. Why, what did you think I meant?