Did I Just Say That? 

Have you ever just had one of those mornings? Allow me to paint the picture.

This morning when I was getting ready for work... I went through my typical routine. Shave, shower, brush teeth, put in contacts... then I pulled clothes out of the closet and got dressed. I was fully clothed, sitting on the end of the bed and putting my shoes on. I pulled on the ends of the laces to tie them when all of a sudden... snap. The laces on my nice pair of black shoes broke.

Then I looked over at my pair of brown shoes with intact laces and said to myself, "Great, now I have to change because this doesn't go with those shoes." Then, after I changed into something that matched my other shoes, I had to search for my testicles.

It goes without saying that I was late to work this morning.