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Monday, October 31, 2005

Breaking News: Missing! 

Breaking news out of Kansas City:

Kansas City, MO: A frantic search has begun in the embattled city of Kansas City to find it's missing offensive line. The offensive line was seen last season guarding Trent Green, and blocking for Priest Homes, but this season it vanished without a trace.

When asked for comment during a press conference, head coach Dick Vermeil started crying, asking that anyone with information relating to the successful return of the missing line to Kansas City would be handsomely rewarded.

Trent Green could not be reached for comment, as he was still recovering from Sunday's game where he was beat up and abused more than a new inmate at a state prison.

My sources tell me that General Manager Carl Peterson asked Bill O'Reilly whether he might feature this latest tragedy of a broken family on The O'Reilly Factor, but he refused since the Kansas City Offensive Line isn't a "young white woman". Stay tuned to this breaking story... I'll have more as it develops.

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