Funny Commercials 

Every time I see a commercial for Levitra on television I laugh. At the end of every pharmaceutical commercial, they always have a laundry list of side effects and warnings for common bad combinations. The last one for Levitra is "In the rare case an erection lasts longer than four hours, seek emergency medical attention immediately." What would a 911 call sound like for that particular emergency?

911: 911 Emergency - What is your emergency?
Man: Help - I have an erection and I don't know what to do!
911: Sir - most men learn how to handle that as teenagers.
Man: No - you don't understand. I need help!
911: Sir - this is not a phone sex line. Now I'm going to have to ask you to hang up or I'll have to report you to the police. Goodbye.