Surgeon General's Warning on Candy?! 

So I was having a bit of a sugar craving, and went down to the vending machines to get my fix. After a bit of thinking, I finally decided on some Reeses's Peanut Butter Cups with Caramel. Peanut butter, chocolate, caramel, how could you go wrong? I opened up the package, and on the inside of the wrapper, there was a code for a contest they're running. So I read through the little spiel on how to redeem the code, to see if it was worthwhile doing... and then I saw this:

Candy is a treat. Please consume in moderation.

Are you kidding me? It's not like I went down to the vending machines to buy a liter of Jack Daniel's for God's sake.